southern and volatile

ryanvoid:

that when somebody refers to themselves as a “lady”, it’s usually in a comparative context that judges other people for doing things that they choose not to?

“Because I was raised to be a lady, I don’t have premarital sex.”
“Because I’m a lady, I don’t raise my voice or curse or wear low-cut…

7 out of 10 times* when I refer to myself as a lady it’s usually after I’ve done something overtly sexual or gross. Like sucking dick or farting on my sister. 

*approximately

  1. notafamilyblog reblogged this from blissandzen and added:
    I’ve had premarital sex with multiple partners (both male and female), I like to use the word fuck, and sometimes I like...
  2. kashmirror reblogged this from ryanvoid and added:
    7 out of 10 times*...after I’ve done something overtly sexual
  3. deliciouskaek reblogged this from ryanvoid and added:
    That sounds incredibly relaxing.
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    In Ryan’s defense, I believe he likely stumbled upon a classically Southern phenomenon wherein the historically...
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    I think my life is less fulfilled without tentacled teacups. Any time I was bummed, I’d just drink tea out of it and...
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    XD nah, you’re fine! i was just a bit thinky and wobbly about it, which is pretty normal for me. because i am a huge...
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    Me too. Parasols, tea cups, antique brooches of roses and owls and stuff, tiny figurines….I feel like this makes me a...
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